Driver Radio airs Monday thru Friday from 10p-2am.  I have at least 10 listeners who enjoy my whole show, 15 who like me for the music I play, 32 who think I'm someone else (including the guy who calls every night just to breathe heavily on the phone), 7 who have said my voice turns them on, 1 who thinks I look like Steve Stadleman, and an untold amount who can't stand me, but listen anyhow because they're hooked.  If you have any problems with what I do, or just complaints in general, feel free to express them to yourself in the privacy of your own home. Mostly because I don't actually care.
Years with WXRX: 6
Paid years with WXRX: 2
Free meals from WXRX events: 59
Free meals from WXRX listeners: 76
Free meals from WXRX listeners that didn't cause week-long heartburn: 4
Boob flashing offers for WXRX concert tickets: 267
Boob flashing offers accepted: 0
(WXRX does not condone the behavior. I do not condone telling the truth.)
Nickelback songs played: 1,289
Nickelback songs enjoyed: 2
Closed door meetings regarding breeches in company policy: 5
Times it was my fault: 3
Imitations of Jim Stone: 105
Flattering imitations of Jim Stone: 0