How to make a diva Jock happy...
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8/11/2010 10:58:00 PM
So, you might be wondering what makes someone like "Captain Jack" happy. Well, I have the surprise recipe: BACON!!!!!
If you haven't been living in a hole, my guess would be that you know Mr. Jack has a great respect for "healthy living." You know the old saying, sleep, eat, lift, repeat...or something like that...I don't have enough time to actually look up what it says, but it's in there, believe me.
So last Saturday, being VERY upset that he wasn't able to join in Sturgis, 'cuz he wasn't invited (haha), he had to fill in for Double T on a Saturday morning segment. On his way to work, his one and only statement was, "I don't wanna go to work, I don't wanna go to work, I don't WANNA go to work!!!" You can insert your own whiny voice in. Upon arrival, he comes upon the most desirous smell there possibly is (in his own opinion, by the way)..."BACON, BACON, BACON!!!!!!!" Yes, there had been freshly made bacon for his Saturday morning workfest. All of a sudden, his frown was turned upside down, and he was MORE than happy to work, so long as the bacon kept on a comin'.
So I tease him about his obsession with bacon...and food in general, and he tells me that he all but proposed to a poor girl at a sandwich shop...all because she asked if he wanted bacon on his sandwich!! The poor girl was red-faced and everyone was laughing at her...at which time....he basically proposed again, because there was bacon on his sub!!
A note to all wanna-be interns/job applicants...I would recommend bringing bacon to Captain Jack! Not that you will ever get anything out of it, but it can't hurt to have the diva of the X "loving you."
Oh, and if bacon isn't on hand, for God's sake DON'T bring him seafood! You will see the veins sticking out of his neck and forehead...right before he heads to the bathroom to empty his stomach!
You know...on second though, bring him seafood, it's KINDA (alot) funny!!!
This is Jordan, the intern, signing out, for possibly the last time. I hope you've enjoyed the minor jabbing I've given to the big guy, and if you didn't, well...I don't really care, unless of course you want to give me a job, in which case, CALL ME!! :) SEE YA!
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